Code:

epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=532575944704}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=627065225216}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=382252089344}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1533303324672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=399431958528}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=528280977408}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=365072220160}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=176093659136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=691489734656}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=708669603840}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=81604378624}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=373662154752}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=571230650368}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=47244640256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=201863462912}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1490353651712}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=141733920768}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=657129996288}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=111669149696}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=287762808832}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=193273528320}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=545460846592}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=536870912000}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=107374182400}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=588410519552}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=639950127104}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1267015352320}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=584115552256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=579820584960}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=743029342208}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=554050781184}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=459561500672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1249835483136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=115964116992}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=614180323328}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=296352743424}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=210453397504}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1597727834112}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=236223201280}}, {EPOLLOUT, {u32=0, u64=9590661971968}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=700079669248}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=506806140928}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=442381631488}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=682899800064}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=674309865472}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=425201762304}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=330712481792}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=562640715776}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=98784247808}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=631360192512}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=691489734656}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=176093659136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=365072220160}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=528280977408}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=399431958528}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1533303324672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=382252089344}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=627065225216}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=532575944704}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=279172874240}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=111669149696}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=657129996288}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=141733920768}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1490353651712}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=201863462912}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=47244640256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=571230650368}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=373662154752}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=81604378624}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=708669603840}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=579820584960}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=584115552256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1267015352320}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=639950127104}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=588410519552}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=107374182400}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=536870912000}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=545460846592}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=193273528320}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=287762808832}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=236223201280}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1597727834112}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=210453397504}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=296352743424}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=614180323328}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=115964116992}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1249835483136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=459561500672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=554050781184}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=743029342208}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=98784247808}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=562640715776}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=330712481792}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=425201762304}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=674309865472}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=682899800064}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=442381631488}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=506806140928}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=700079669248}}, {EPOLLOUT, {u32=0, u64=9590661971968}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=532575944704}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=627065225216}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=382252089344}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1533303324672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=399431958528}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=528280977408}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=365072220160}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=176093659136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=691489734656}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=631360192512}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=81604378624}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=373662154752}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=571230650368}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=47244640256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=201863462912}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1490353651712}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=141733920768}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=657129996288}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=111669149696}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=279172874240}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=193273528320}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=545460846592}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=536870912000}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=107374182400}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=588410519552}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=639950127104}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1267015352320}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=584115552256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=579820584960}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=708669603840}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=554050781184}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=459561500672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1249835483136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=115964116992}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=614180323328}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=296352743424}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=210453397504}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1597727834112}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=236223201280}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=287762808832}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=700079669248}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=506806140928}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=442381631488}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=682899800064}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=674309865472}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=425201762304}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=330712481792}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=562640715776}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=98784247808}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=743029342208}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=691489734656}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=176093659136}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=365072220160}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=528280977408}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=399431958528}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1533303324672}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=382252089344}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=627065225216}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=532575944704}}, {EPOLLOUT, {u32=0, u64=9590661971968}}}, 10, 100) = 10
epoll_wait(7, {{EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=111669149696}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=657129996288}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=141733920768}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=1490353651712}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=201863462912}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=47244640256}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=571230650368}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=373662154752}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=81604378624}}, {EPOLLIN, {u32=0, u64=631360192512}}}, 10, 100) = 10

It's done this three times tonight, with me only having the presence of mind to strace the process the last time around thanks to Tony at HawkHost. I fully expect it to happen again at which point I'm going to force a core dump and get it to bug@